They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• Maybe we sleep so well during a thunderstorm because our ancestors knew that predators would not be hunting during a storm.
• When someone says 'I miss you!', I think, well, that's nice. But if they take off the exclamation point, I think, wow, they must really miss me.
• One advantage of being a women is that no one can surprise you with a kid years later and say that you're the Mom.
• I don't dislike mornings. I dislike being woken up and having to do a bunch of stuff right after.
• I 100% trust a pill to prevent my girlfriend from getting pregnant, but I'm skeptical that Tylenol will actually relieve my cold symptoms.