Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • Scotch aged 12 years sounds a lot better than Scotch from 2005.
  • Five is like an honorary even number.
  • Have we as a species just universally agreed that Snoop Dogg can hit a blunt whenever and wherever he wants?
  • Yawning is like the body's "20% battery remaining" warning.
  • As a '90s kid, the first time I realized I was getting old was when I had to scroll up to find my birth year in an online application.