Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • Technically almost every mirror you buy at a store is in used condition.
  • If bees earned minimum wage, a jar of honey would cost $182,000.
  • In an English exam, if you ask for extra paper you're doing well. If you ask for extra paper in a Math exam, everyone knows you've fucked up.
  • We're told not to copy others' work when we're in school, but every boss has told me to copy what other successful people are doing if I want to get ahead.
  • When I hear the phrase "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels," I assume pizza is really bad in their area.