Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • At some point I worry that self driving cars will go a route just to ensure you see certain stores or billboards, the real world equivalent of a pop up ad.
  • I'm embarrassed buying condoms but fine buying toilet paper. So apparently I'm more proud of my shitting than getting laid.
  • I wonder if I have a remarkable talent for something, but have never tried that one thing.
  • I got an email in 1997 that I didn't forward to anyone. The 20 years of bad luck it cast on me should be up soon.
  • When people say "excuse me" they usually say it at a volume that directly correlates to how much they need you to move.