Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • Cardboard boxes are pretty flimsy until you try to stuff them into the trash can.
  • I stare at a Microsoft screen all day in order to pay for a smaller Apple screen I stare at all night.
  • If I was as disciplined with real money as I am with video game money I'd be a fucking millionaire.
  • Whenever my laptop freezes and I have to hold the power button to turn it off, it feels like I'm choking it to death.
  • Brake lights should get brighter based on the amount of pressure applied to the pedal.