Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • I've trained my dog to bark at the door whenever he wants to go in or out, but to him, he thinks he has trained me to open the door whenever he barks.
  • I'm not fully committed to a video until I turn my phone sideways.
  • I'm far more skeptical of meat I cook for myself than a hamburger made by an underpaid/overworked teenage stranger who passes food to me through my car window.
  • The caffeinated me has really got to stop making plans with people for the depressed me.
  • Ladybugs are basically flying cockroaches, but we give them a free pass because they're wearing a cool shirt.
  • What if aging is a disease and Earth is a quarantined planet, and that's why aliens don't visit us?