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The Morning Report

Monday,
August 14, 2017

Edited by Ronald Miller of Valet.

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Tue

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Wed

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Oscar Wilde Opens

In Manhattan

The longest bar in New York City—118 1/2 feet and named for the Irish playwright—is set to open on 27th street.

Fri

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Logan Lucky Premieres

In Theaters

In Logan Lucky, two doofus brothers hilariously try to execute an elaborate robbery during the Coca-Cola 600 NASCAR race.

Sat

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Krispy Kreme Goes Dark

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Krispy Kreme is giving its OG doughnuts the chocolate glaze treatment in honor of the eclipse. Get an early taste before the big day on the 21st.