Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • Antarctica is an island with only a northern coast.
  • For a song entitled "Piano Man," it sure does have a lot of harmonica.
  • My intestines and organs can operate perfectly my whole life without any external maintenance, but if I don't brush my teeth for two weeks I get a bunch of cavities and tooth decay.
  • My ego makes me think I can do anything, but thankfully my laziness stops me. Perfect balance.
  • In Moana the chicken has to be told not to eat rocks. Also in Moana, The Rock has to be told not to eat the chicken.
  • If someone said "I'm a subpar golfer" I would have no idea whether they were good or bad.