Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • The mentality "it's only $5, why not buy it?" has probably cost me well over $5,000 dollars in my lifetime.
  • It's strange that there is a setting on your toaster to completely burn the bread.
  • Technically, a lawless state would be crime free.
  • If I had the ability to close my ears like I can close my eyes, I would probably be less irritated all the time.
  • A truly crushing moment is when you skip ahead on a video and it buffers for so long that continuing to watch would've been quicker.