They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• There should be a reality show where flat-Earthers have to find the edge of the world.
• By the time we get people to stop using their phones while driving, we will have self-driving driving cars, allowing us to use our phones while driving.
• Taking dating advice from attractive people is like taking finance advice from someone who won the lottery.
• If dogs actually played poker they'd be awful at bluffing. Their tails would give them away.
• The faster you climb an escalator, the more steps it takes to reach the top.