Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • You refer to a lot of hair as "hair," but to less hair as "hairs."
  • It's only a gambling addiction if you keep losing, otherwise it's a high paying career.
  • There should be a candle that smells like a recently blown out candle's smoke.
  • It is impossible to imagine an entirely new color.
  • Googling "help" should show local emergency numbers, not the definition or Google Account Help.