They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• No one has ever set their foot on the moon. There has always been a boot in the middle.
• "Send nudes, not nukes" is the "make love, not war" of this century.
• Anxiety is like constantly hearing the battle or enemy music but never seeing the actual threat.
• Humans built a space rocket with stuff we found in the dirt.
• "You're shit" and "You ain't shit" are both insults.