They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• A surprisingly big part of being an adult is trying to schedule a time when you can afford to have a mental breakdown.
• Timepiece with the fewest moving parts: Sundial. Timepiece with the most moving parts: Hourglass.
• The phrase "Click it or Ticket" shows financial burden is a stronger deterrent than serious injury or death.
• A fingerprint sensor on your phone is a one-digit password.
• Technically all national anthems are country music.