Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • One day, that "secret family recipe" will just be that recipe their ancestor looked up online years ago and everybody liked.
  • The front pocket on a hoodie is basically a widely used, discreet and acceptable version of a fanny pack.
  • If identical twin sisters become pregnant from the same guy then their kids will be full siblings genetically speaking.
  • If you win a years worth of calendars, do you only win one calendar?
  • Some day archaeologists are going to dig up Walt Disney World and think that it was some type of bizarre mouse worshipping kingdom.