Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • The fatter you are, the better chance you have at winning in "Spin the Bottle."
  • Eight hours of drinking is binge drinking. Eight hours of TV is binge watching. Eight hours of sleep is barely enough.
  • One of the best feelings in the world is having an hour dream in a 10 minute nap.
  • Cell phones have greatly reduced bathroom graffiti.
  • If you have granite tile, your floor is really lava.