⋆ People who say not to talk to them before their morning coffee are basically saying that they're unpleasant to be around when not under the influence of a drug.

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⋆ Nothing makes you sweat like realizing you forgot to put on deodorant.

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⋆ Given the fact that we can't tickle ourselves, it's surprising we can masturbate.

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⋆ Being healthy is just the slowest possible way of dying.

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⋆ Try to swallow fast. You can’t.

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⋆ There are roughly 100 billion neurons in the brain. Jeff Bezos' net worth is estimated at 137 billion dollars. Jeff Bezos literally has more dollars than brain cells.