Shower Thoughts


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Shower thoughts

People who say not to talk to them before their morning coffee are basically saying that they're unpleasant to be around when not under the influence of a drug.

Nothing makes you sweat like realizing you forgot to put on deodorant.

Given the fact that we can't tickle ourselves, it's surprising we can masturbate.

Being healthy is just the slowest possible way of dying.

Try to swallow fast. You can’t.

There are roughly 100 billion neurons in the brain. Jeff Bezos' net worth is estimated at 137 billion dollars. Jeff Bezos literally has more dollars than brain cells.