They're not all winners, but Reddit’s constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ People who say not to talk to them before their morning coffee are basically saying that they're unpleasant to be around when not under the influence of a drug.
⋆ Nothing makes you sweat like realizing you forgot to put on deodorant.
⋆ Given the fact that we can't tickle ourselves, it's surprising we can masturbate.
⋆ Being healthy is just the slowest possible way of dying.
⋆ Try to swallow fast. You can’t.
⋆ There are roughly 100 billion neurons in the brain. Jeff Bezos' net worth is estimated at 137 billion dollars. Jeff Bezos literally has more dollars than brain cells.