They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ With GIFs and mobile phones, we are essentially in the golden era of silent films and pocket watches.
⋆ We're not really scared of being alone at home, at a cemetery, in a forest or at night. We're scared that we're not alone.
⋆ Eating is inappropriate in both extremely clean and really dirty places.
⋆ Your dirty talk voice is just the voice you use when talking to your pets, but in a minor key.
⋆ Male country singers talk about how good they are to women, while female country singers talk about how terrible the men are.
⋆ Next year the whole month of April will be 4/20.