The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Wednesday, January 22nd Edition 1 Not Just Any Tool You can’t always replicate how a professional athlete warms up or recovers, but with a massage gun you can get pretty dang close to it. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Not Just Any Tool You can’t always replicate how a professional athlete warms up or recovers, but with a massage gun you can get pretty dang close to it. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Strange But True Getting to the bottom of WikiHow's strange artwork—one of the internet's most ridiculously drawn mysteries. By Instapaper Pocket 3 History Lesson The ultimate live sporting event promotion is always the T-shirt cannon and its history goes a lot farther back than Mascots shooting into crowds. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Not Easy Eating Green No matter how many vegetables you're eating, you're probably not eating enough. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Insider Look Rotten Tomatoes is much more than just a simple movie review site and now you get a backstage pass to see how the site truly operates. By Instapaper Pocket Worth a Follow Special Promotion Two times a week, SHIFT sends off a handful of stories from the edges of the web geared towards enhancing your mind, body and spirit. Subscribe to SHIFT »