The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Monday, January 25th Edition 1 Properly Toasted Setting up your bedroom for the winter chill that’s here to stay. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Properly Toasted Setting up your bedroom for the winter chill that’s here to stay. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Breaking Glass Ceilings Mina Kimes is the future of ESPN and a football analyzing savant. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Berni How to know when a meme is dead. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Peak Relaxation The most relaxing influencer is a millennial farmer who emulates a Bob Ross feel. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Championship-Level Snacks A smaller crowd doesn’t mean you skimp on the Super Bowl snacks. By Instapaper Pocket