The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Monday, March 16th Edition 1 Shopping Therapy How to buy your first serious watch (or just look at some good timepiece porn). By Instapaper Pocket 1 Shopping Therapy How to buy your first serious watch (or just look at some good timepiece porn). By Instapaper Pocket 2 Not a Snow Day A proper explainer on how some mild inconveniences this month could save the lives of vulnerable people. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Quarantine and Chill Already feeling stir crazy? Here are crowdsourced answers on how to get a grip on quarantine life. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Good Work Is Happening There are a ton of organizations doing good work right now ... donate to them if you can. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Have a Seat Jason Biggs takes a stand on, among other things, peeing sitting down. By Instapaper Pocket