The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Monday, March 22nd Edition 1 Watch & Learn What happens when a complete newbie goes in to buy a Rolex watch? By Instapaper Pocket 1 Watch & Learn What happens when a complete newbie goes in to buy a Rolex watch? By Instapaper Pocket 2 "True Self" This deep-seated concept actually affects the way everyone behaves and sees the world. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Real Estate This supermodel’s SoHo penthouse is as stylish as you’d imagine (and has an epic sneaker display case). By Instapaper Pocket 4 Nature's Wild Take in some incredible photos of the Iceland volcano eruption. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Say What? Why do we say, ‘close but no cigar’ and other weird sayings? It’s probably not what you think. By Instapaper Pocket