The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Tuesday, March 31st Edition 1 Dad Goals This stay-at-home dad’s style in self-isolation should be enough motivation for all of us to get our best WFH outfits on. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Dad Goals This stay-at-home dad’s style in self-isolation should be enough motivation for all of us to get our best WFH outfits on. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Desperate and Hungry Those who are ill-prepared to make their own meals are somehow making do in these uncertain times. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Small Gains The wild genius of Rube Goldberg machines, a masterclass in using our fullest capacity to exert maximum effort while accomplishing minimal results. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Embracing Social Distance One of the top outdoor retailers shares a few tips on how to still explore the world while practicing the mandated rules of social distancing. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Student of the Binge No textbooks are needed for this film school, just a few streaming services, and the syllabus is right here to set you up for all the film knowledge. By Instapaper Pocket