The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Friday, April 3rd Edition 1 The Same, But Different In every movie or TV show, Jason Bateman’s character dresses exactly the same and it’s got the internet thinking there’s a conspiracy. By Instapaper Pocket 1 The Same, But Different In every movie or TV show, Jason Bateman’s character dresses exactly the same and it’s got the internet thinking there’s a conspiracy. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Wide Range of Skills Discussing professional ambitions with the well-heeled director of the upcoming Bond movie. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Finding Solace CBS will be replaying previous Masters golf tournaments and it may just be the most soothing thing to watch on TV during a pandemic. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Distraction Is Key Could it actually be possible to make your core workout ... fun? By Instapaper Pocket 5 Fact or Fiction A viral TikTok video of a man using a drone to land a date with the cute girl across the street has some major holes in his story. By Instapaper Pocket