The Morning Report

Thursday,
August 16, 2018

Edited by Ronald Miller of Valet.

Make Some Reservations

After narrowing down their list of 50, Bon Appétit has come up with the ten best new restaurants in America that you need to hit up soon.

That's Funny

Jerry Seinfeld: "Jokes are not real life," and much more on the state of comedy.

That's Funny

Jerry Seinfeld: "Jokes are not real life," and much more on the state of comedy.

That's Funny

Jerry Seinfeld: "Jokes are not real life," and much more on the state of comedy.

Big Thinking

The trajectory of great ideas is one fraught with ups and downs, but the blueprint is here.

Summer of Sleaze

Looking like a teenage weed dealer has actually become a whole "look."

Chronograph Craze

You can get a lot of watch for less than five figures these days.

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

When men get together, they often insult each other without really meaning it. When women socialize, they often compliment each other without really meaning it.
Smartphones will make sure that you are never bored. Never being bored will make it more difficult to find your creative passion. Lack of passion will make you boring.
Thank goodness for terminal velocity or else rain would be a lot worse.
Smart people often play dumb and ask questions while dumb people often play smart and answer them.
At this exact point in history there are people living for months at a time in space, while others are still hunting with spears in the jungle.