Shower Thoughts
They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.
- The way countries try to fix/hide their social issues before the Olympics is essentially an entire country's version of the panicked cleaning up you do when people are about to come over.
- The fact that you procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason why you procrastinate.
- Frustration is having to clean someone else's pee off of a toilet seat, so the next person doesn't think you did it.
- We think elderly drivers are bad now. Wait till we have elderly drivers that also know how to use smart phones.
- Baking bread basically involves creating a rich and warm environment for a species to thrive, and then initiating a mass extinction event.
