The Morning Report

Thursday,
October 4, 2018

Edited by Ronald Miller of Valet.

Nightman Cometh

The much-needed oral history of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia's musical episode-turned-live show phenomenon.

Pitfalls

So you want to open a restaurant? Heed these tips for making it go as smoothly as possible.

Pitfalls

So you want to open a restaurant? Heed these tips for making it go as smoothly as possible.

Pitfalls

So you want to open a restaurant? Heed these tips for making it go as smoothly as possible.

Fit-Tech Roundup

From a fasting tracker to a handheld vibration massager, six fitness products that high performers swear by.

We're Here for Gilly

Villains of the HBO epic, Game of Thrones, ranked by how justified their actions are.

Shox's Mighty Return

If Comme des Garcons has anything to say about it, Nike Shox are coming back baby!

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

Whenever a dating app works well, it loses two customers.
If you have to purchase a VIP ticket for an event, you probably aren't an actual VIP.
In ancient civilizations, the rich were entertained by watching the poor attack each other in arenas. In modern civilizations, the poor are entertained by watching the rich attack each other in arenas.
Coral is either the stupidest animal or the smartest rock.
The first person to make ice cream probably ate all of the ice cream in the world (at the time).