The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Thursday, December 17th Edition 1 Modern Day Artifacts A year of culture boiled down to just 15 objects. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Modern Day Artifacts A year of culture boiled down to just 15 objects. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Ew, David Dan Levy breaks down why Schitt’s Creek is exactly the show we needed. By Instapaper Pocket 3 No Recreating Needed Why the office holiday party is dated and potentially very unnecessary. By Instapaper Pocket 4 “Me Time” It’s time to evaluate when you’re going to take a serious break after the year we’ve had. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Bedroom Broadcasters What streaming service was the true winner of 2020? By Instapaper Pocket