Esquire's got an amusing piece by female fashion editor Anna Peele, sharing her thoughts on men's underwear. Her thoughts on patterns? Keep it simple. "Stripes and polka dots are great. Flora and fauna are acceptable. Santas and Simpsons are not okay." And while she makes some valid points, we were left wondering: If the ladies really don't like boxer shorts, why are they always borrowing them from their boyfriends?