⋆ Replying “k” in morse “-.-”, has the same passive aggressive tone.

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⋆ After a three day break, you feel well rested. But a five day break? You forget how to be a productive member of society.

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⋆ Rockstar has really proven with their popular games “GTA V” and “Red Dead Redemption 2” that we have never really outgrown playing cops and robbers or cowboys and Indians.

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⋆ They say with pessimism you'll either be correct or pleasantly surprised, but that's an awfully optimistic way to see pessimism.

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⋆ FedEx can get a can of corn from Nebraska to California faster than the human body can get it from one end to the other.

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⋆ The more loyalty cards you have, the less loyal you actually are.