Shower Thoughts

Shower
Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

Replying “k” in morse “-.-”, has the same passive aggressive tone.

After a three day break, you feel well rested. But a five day break? You forget how to be a productive member of society.

Rockstar has really proven with their popular games “GTA V” and “Red Dead Redemption 2” that we have never really outgrown playing cops and robbers or cowboys and Indians.

They say with pessimism you'll either be correct or pleasantly surprised, but that's an awfully optimistic way to see pessimism.

FedEx can get a can of corn from Nebraska to California faster than the human body can get it from one end to the other.

The more loyalty cards you have, the less loyal you actually are.

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