They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ It's weird that we do things “in the morning” but “at night”.
⋆ Therapy is a software update. Surgery is a hardware upgrade.
⋆ Looking away when someone is typing in their password is the technological equivalent of looking away when someone is changing.
⋆ Millions of other alarms around the world go off at the same time yours does every morning.
⋆ You have survived 100% of your worst days.
⋆ Unspoken rule of the head nod: Nod down to strangers and up to friends.