They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ Only when you hide your phone's screen do people want to know what you are looking at.
⋆ Most people don't realize how significant the difference is between millionaires and billionaires. To put it in perspective, a million seconds is 11.5 days while a billion is 31.7 years.
⋆ You do a lot of reading while you're driving.
⋆ Your dentist also knows how clean your nose is.
⋆ The hours of two to four o'clock seem to be the hardest to stay awake whether it's day or night.