⋆ TV news has done to our grandparents what they thought video games would do to us.

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⋆ The better a dating app is, the faster you're supposed to delete it.

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⋆ Failure is spelling a word so badly that there are no spelling suggestions.

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⋆ At a nude beach, erectile dysfunction is a super power.

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⋆ There is torture in knowing just enough that someone is wrong, but not knowing enough to tell them exactly how they're wrong.