They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ TV news has done to our grandparents what they thought video games would do to us.
⋆ The better a dating app is, the faster you're supposed to delete it.
⋆ Failure is spelling a word so badly that there are no spelling suggestions.
⋆ At a nude beach, erectile dysfunction is a super power.
⋆ There is torture in knowing just enough that someone is wrong, but not knowing enough to tell them exactly how they're wrong.