They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ Your salary is your company's monthly subscription fee ... for you.
⋆ In 1920 kids thought “100 years from now, people would have flying cars!” but really, a massive worldwide network of data utilizing the processing power of billions of devices allowing complex communication across the globe is somehow more impressive.
⋆ Your face is a combination of thousands of years worth of other people's faces.
⋆ We as a population somehow universally decided on mint as being the taste of fresh breath.
⋆ For the first 18 years of your life, your body is under warranty. If you get broken, the people who made you have to pay for repairs.