Shower Thoughts

Shower
Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

Nuclear war is like bringing a hand grenade to a knife fight, on an elevator.

Everyone's talking about “Baby It's Cold Outside” being offensive when “Santa Baby” is basically about a girl whoring herself out to Santa for expensive gifts.

Clocks are just a metronome ticking at 60bpm.

If fossil fuels will eventually cause human extinction, but some birds survive, then dinosaurs will have evolutionarily outwitted us with the longest shot imaginable.

Just realized today that Jaden and Willow Smith are named after their parents ... just the opposite genders.

It feels harder to wake up at 5 am than it does to stay up to 5 am.

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