They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ The tallest person in the world has physically experienced being the exact height of every other person in the world at some point.
⋆ Our brain constantly calculates possible futures and forgets about them immediately. Maybe deja vu is just our brain remembering the calculation and is surprised about actually having predicted the future.
⋆ Agreeing to terms and conditions went from: “this is our stuff, don't copy and sell it” to “this is your stuff, we'll copy and sell it.”
⋆ Having kids is like having little broke best friends that think you're rich.
⋆ Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand, which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles.