They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ The larger the download button, the less safe it seems.
⋆ Honestly, the least realistic part about the Magic School Bus is that a public school has a class size of eight.
⋆ In your 20s you're worried about what everyone thinks of you. In your 30s you make it a point to not care what anyone thinks of you. In your 40s you realize that no one was thinking about you anyway.
⋆ In 500 years time this will probably be known as the “Oil Age.”
⋆ We say that Italy is shaped like a boot but the Italian peninsula is a lot older than boots. So really boots are the shape of Italy, not the other way around.