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⋆ The larger the download button, the less safe it seems.
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⋆ Honestly, the least realistic part about the Magic School Bus is that a public school has a class size of eight.
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⋆ In your 20s you're worried about what everyone thinks of you. In your 30s you make it a point to not care what anyone thinks of you. In your 40s you realize that no one was thinking about you anyway.
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⋆ In 500 years time this will probably be known as the “Oil Age.”
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⋆ We say that Italy is shaped like a boot but the Italian peninsula is a lot older than boots. So really boots are the shape of Italy, not the other way around.