They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ People that skip steps are both lazy and active at the same time.
⋆ Vacant cop cars are human scarecrows.
⋆ Your brain having the ability to surprise itself within a dream that it creates is a very frightening concept.
⋆ We tend to read “wtf” in its full wording but read “lol” as it is.
⋆ Feet are surprisingly sensitive for something that carries your full body weight all day.