⋆ The most terrifying thing that could happen to a fly is zooming through an audience attending a live performance of “We Will Rock You.”

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⋆ “Maybe” and “maybe not” are the same thing.

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⋆ Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill. Whereas alcohol is a depressant, but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic.

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⋆ Water tastes better when it has less taste.

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⋆ Reading is essentially staring at dead wood for hours and hallucinating.