They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ The most terrifying thing that could happen to a fly is zooming through an audience attending a live performance of “We Will Rock You.”
⋆ “Maybe” and “maybe not” are the same thing.
⋆ Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill. Whereas alcohol is a depressant, but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic.
⋆ Water tastes better when it has less taste.
⋆ Reading is essentially staring at dead wood for hours and hallucinating.