Shower Thoughts

Shower
Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

The most terrifying thing that could happen to a fly is zooming through an audience attending a live performance of “We Will Rock You.”

“Maybe” and “maybe not” are the same thing.

Coffee makes you hyper, but coffee shops are designed for people to chill. Whereas alcohol is a depressant, but bars and clubs are designed for people to be energetic.

Water tastes better when it has less taste.

Reading is essentially staring at dead wood for hours and hallucinating.

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