They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ Being middle class is when spending $100 is expensive, but earning $100 isn't a lot of money.
⋆ Getting a song stuck in your head wouldn't be so bad if it was the full song instead of 10 seconds on a loop.
⋆ A McDonald's on Mars will be open 25 hours a day and 687 days a year.
⋆ “700 million people are smarter than you” may sound like an insult, but it would put you in the 90th percentile.
⋆ Millennials are both pioneers of hookup culture and too riddled with anxiety and depression to participate in it.