They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ It's kinda weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves.
⋆ Dad jokes are where a man's creative energies go when it's no longer appropriate to use pick up lines.
⋆ We eat chickens before they're alive and after they are dead.
⋆ The guy who flinches when someone pretends to punch him is way more prepared for a punch than the person who just stands there unflinchingly.
⋆ Instagram is like a classmate who says your joke louder and people laugh.