Shower Thoughts

Shower
Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

It's kinda weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves.

Dad jokes are where a man's creative energies go when it's no longer appropriate to use pick up lines.

We eat chickens before they're alive and after they are dead.

The guy who flinches when someone pretends to punch him is way more prepared for a punch than the person who just stands there unflinchingly.

Instagram is like a classmate who says your joke louder and people laugh.

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