They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ Putting groceries in the freezer is like Tetris, but taking them out is like Jenga.
⋆ Porn sites prove that companies can just develop fully functional websites for mobile phones instead of insisting you download an app “for a better experience”.
⋆ There's probably millions of “before” pictures without “after” shots because the person gave up.
⋆ A monk who spends years in solitude and contemplation is considered a wise source of life advice, but the guy who lives alone next door who you rarely see leave his apartment is “that creepy neighbor”.
⋆ For a guy raised on a desert planet with two suns, Luke Skywalker doesn't really have much of a tan.