They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ Humans must be a very confusing species to wild animals. One minute a human might be trying to kill them and the next minute another human is trying to help them. We are the least consistent predators on the planet.
⋆ The nicer the house, the harder it is to find the kitchen trash can.
⋆ The most unrealistic thing about Toy Story is that after 14 years Woody still has his hat.
⋆ Maybe kids suck at understanding time because when parents say five minutes, it's never actually five minutes.
⋆ Spiders' bodies produce supplies to build their homes. In order for humans to do this, they would literally have to shit bricks.