Shower Thoughts

Shower
Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

Humans must be a very confusing species to wild animals. One minute a human might be trying to kill them and the next minute another human is trying to help them. We are the least consistent predators on the planet.

The nicer the house, the harder it is to find the kitchen trash can.

The most unrealistic thing about Toy Story is that after 14 years Woody still has his hat.

Maybe kids suck at understanding time because when parents say five minutes, it's never actually five minutes.

Spiders' bodies produce supplies to build their homes. In order for humans to do this, they would literally have to shit bricks.

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