They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ People that make “That's what she said” jokes are actually good listeners.
⋆ The measurement unit “dollop” is rarely ever used for anything other than sour cream.
⋆ It's a lot easier to say “world wide web” than spell out www.
⋆ You cannot raise your children the way your parents raised you. Because your parents raised you for a world that no longer exists.
⋆ An onion is the bass player of food. You would probably not enjoy it solo, but you'd miss it if it wasn't there.