Shower Thoughts

Shower
Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

People that make “That's what she said” jokes are actually good listeners.

The measurement unit “dollop” is rarely ever used for anything other than sour cream.

It's a lot easier to say “world wide web” than spell out www.

You cannot raise your children the way your parents raised you. Because your parents raised you for a world that no longer exists.

An onion is the bass player of food. You would probably not enjoy it solo, but you'd miss it if it wasn't there.

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