Shower Thoughts

Shower
Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

If you are alone when you crack open a peanut shell and eat the peanut inside, you are the only person in the world to have ever seen that peanut.

Being an adult is like one of those “choose your own adventure stories,” but every option sounds kind of terrible and costs way too much.

You could throw a rock into a lake and be the last person to ever touch that rock until the end of time.

Most rappers sing about being richer than they actually are. But most country singers sing about being poorer then they actually are.

If you are rich enough, parking tickets are just how much it costs to park there.

The Girl Scouts would sell way more cookies if they made the boxes smaller and placed them in vending machines in large office buildings.

More from
the Series

The Valet. Email
The Valet. Email

Get Valet. in Your Inbox

Smart reads, expert tips, exclusive sale alerts and more. You won't be disappointed.

Get Valet.
in Your Inbox

Smart reads, expert tips, exclusive sale alerts
and more. You won't be disappointed.

Advertisement