They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ The guy who invented the phrase “one hit wonder” probably never came up with another famous expression.
⋆ For a psychiatrist, a patient never coming back could be a very good thing or a very bad thing.
⋆ When someone tells you to break a leg in an audition, they are hoping you get in the cast.
⋆ If you're smarter than 99% of the population, there are still 75 million people smarter than you.
⋆ Mirrors don't really break, they just multiply.