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Shower Thoughts

Shower
Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

Edited by

Ronald Miller

Published

February 7, 2019

Published

February 7, 2019

⋆ Bottled water companies do not produce water, they produce plastic bottles.

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⋆ In the wizarding world, rappers would be the hardest to battle. Imagine how fast they could cast multiple spells.

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⋆ All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority of them are just freelancing.

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⋆ Living people eat dead mushrooms but living mushrooms eat dead people.

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⋆ Before wrist watches, you had to inconveniently pull something out of your pocket to tell the time. Now wrist watches are becoming obsolete and we went back to having to pull things out of our pockets to tell the time.

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⋆ If all the engineers suddenly disappeared we'd be lost. If all the athletes suddenly disappeared we'd just be disappointed.

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