They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ IKEA is like a Lego set, but Home Depot is like a bucket of Legos.
⋆ Today it's almost easier to get realistic body-images from porn than from Instagram and other social media.
⋆ Chances are, you're in the background for hundreds of pictures taken by complete strangers.
⋆ The career of a rapper goes in a circle. Rap about being broke until you become rich. Then rap about being rich until you go broke.
⋆ If you use scented deodorant, you're actually using reodorant.