Shower Thoughts


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Shower thoughts

Labeling something “military grade” makes it seem so high quality, unless it's food.

Vanilla is a term used for being white and plain, but it's actually black and exotic.

Adulthood is finally making enough money to do the things you've always wanted, but can't because you have to spend it on things you never knew you needed.

Socks run the gamut of human emotions. New socks are a joy. Wet socks are a misery. Itchy socks are annoying. A sock with a hole is disappointing. Fun socks are playful. Smelly socks are disgusting. But most of the time socks work fine and go unnoticed.

The last 10% of a tube of toothpaste lasts about as long as the first 90%.

This whole “spring the clocks forward one hour” thing would be so much more popular if it was done at 4 pm on a Friday.

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