They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then
⋆ Labeling something “military grade” makes it seem so high quality, unless it's food.
⋆ Vanilla is a term used for being white and plain, but it's actually black and exotic.
⋆ Adulthood is finally making enough money to do the things you've always wanted, but can't because you have to spend it on things you never knew you needed.
⋆ Socks run the gamut of human emotions. New socks are a joy. Wet socks are a misery. Itchy socks are annoying. A sock with a hole is disappointing. Fun socks are playful. Smelly socks are disgusting. But most of the time socks work fine and go unnoticed.
⋆ The last 10% of a tube of toothpaste lasts about as long as the first 90%.
⋆ This whole “spring the clocks forward one hour” thing would be so much more popular if it was done at 4 pm on a Friday.