Shower Thoughts

Shower
Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“It's considered a ‘win’ to have the last word IRL, but devastating in text messages.”

- kcshuffler

“Ironically, the more you tell your mom not to worry, the more she worries.”

- JXSTYLES

“‘Horrifying’ and ‘terrifying’ are synonyms. ‘Horrific’ and ‘terrific’ are antonyms.”

- ratdaddy225

“Dogs licking people is their version of petting us.”

- breewsky5806

“‘Please’ and ‘thank you’ are polite responses. ‘Please and thank you’ altogether is very rude.”

- SonOfAShepherd2000

More from
the Series

The Valet. Email
The Valet. Email

Get Valet. in Your Inbox

Smart reads, expert tips, exclusive sale alerts and more. You won't be disappointed.

Get Valet.
in Your Inbox

Smart reads, expert tips, exclusive sale alerts
and more. You won't be disappointed.

Advertisement