Shower Thoughts


They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“It's considered a ‘win’ to have the last word IRL, but devastating in text messages.”

- kcshuffler

“Ironically, the more you tell your mom not to worry, the more she worries.”


“‘Horrifying’ and ‘terrifying’ are synonyms. ‘Horrific’ and ‘terrific’ are antonyms.”

- ratdaddy225

“Dogs licking people is their version of petting us.”

- breewsky5806

“‘Please’ and ‘thank you’ are polite responses. ‘Please and thank you’ altogether is very rude.”

- SonOfAShepherd2000

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