Shower Thoughts

Shower
Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some real gems now and then

Shower thoughts

“We really take for granted that both our legs grow at the same time and rate.”

- UselessSpoiler

“Explaining a joke either makes it twice as funny, or not funny at all, depending on the tone in which it’s explained.”

- UserApproaches

“Throwing a note in a bottle into the ocean was once a fun idea. Now its just polluting.”

- vanoitran

“You never realize how much liquid fits in a container until you spill and have to clean it up.”

- cringeyadolescentlol

“It’s interesting that the more pixels there are, the less pixels we see.”

- jusufiman

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