⋆ “We really take for granted that both our legs grow at the same time and rate.”

- UselessSpoiler

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⋆ “Explaining a joke either makes it twice as funny, or not funny at all, depending on the tone in which it’s explained.”

- UserApproaches

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⋆ “Throwing a note in a bottle into the ocean was once a fun idea. Now its just polluting.”

- vanoitran

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⋆ “You never realize how much liquid fits in a container until you spill and have to clean it up.”

- cringeyadolescentlol

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⋆ “It’s interesting that the more pixels there are, the less pixels we see.”

- jusufiman